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Your goals for this year should be K.I.S.S. (keep it super simple) Be a nicer person. Give more. Smile, laugh, love, & learn.

Every 18 seconds a boomer dies. That is roughly 4780 a day. 1.7 million a year. We already know that planned parenthood and the morning after pill have had a detrimental effect on sustaining our population. #job #jobmarket... incendar.com/baby_boomer_de…

I spit out my coffee when I saw the baby getting punched by a stormtrooper.

Some of the best comedians are the ones that can find laughter at the things in their own lives ... like Jerry Seinfeld. He didn't have a strong insecurity to put down dead senators, climate change activists,... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

Some of the best comedians are the ones that can find laughter at the things in their own lives ... like Jerry Seinfeld....

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Понеділок, 23 грудня 2019 р.

This is so good. Carmel Apple. Made with Crown Royal.

I am doing the Star Wars Disney+ marathon before I go see it in the theaters. I have no idea how I ever understood any of the plot as a child born in the 70's. I'm a grown adult and I am still puzzled by the... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

I am doing the Star Wars Disney+ marathon before I go see it in the theaters. I have no idea how I ever understood any...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Субота, 21 грудня 2019 р.

Mandalorian episode 6 has flashing strobe lights -- I'm not epileptic but if you are you need to avoid this one. #mandalorian I was at Vinyl one time and the fire alarm went off and there were strobe lights... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

Mandalorian episode 6 has flashing strobe lights -- I'm not epileptic but if you are you need to avoid this one. ...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Пʼятниця, 13 грудня 2019 р.

The world has millions of cat owners. Why hasn't a "cat scratching post couch" been invented? #greatidea #cats I love cats. Who is the blonde lady yelling at the white cat? I don't get it. Cats can only say "mee... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

The world has millions of cat owners. Why hasn't a "cat scratching post couch" been invented? #greatidea #catsI love...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Субота, 23 листопада 2019 р.

Here is what reality television has done to me: My 600 pound life -> exercise for an hour Monsters Inside of Me -> clorox wipe everything Hoarders -> throw stuff away Naked & Afraid -> Go eat a huge meal and... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

Here is what reality television has done to me:My 600 pound life -> exercise for an hourMonsters Inside of Me ->...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Четвер, 21 листопада 2019 р.

A hundred years ago, began an era called the roaring 20's. 1920 that is. Wow, crazy how it began a chapter of prosperity. There was prohibition, we have something similar with cannabis. New technology was a... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

A hundred years ago, began an era called the roaring 20's. 1920 that is. Wow, crazy how it began a chapter of...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Середа, 20 листопада 2019 р.

Watching your losing football team is like playing Angry Birds and missing the last pig. Next time you keep telling yourself. #football #GBR

What if ... your present self could access your past lives knowledge and experience? Maybe you already do ... that hidden talent that you have no idea where it comes from in the family. How is it you just "know"... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

What if ... your present self could access your past lives knowledge and experience? Maybe you already do ... that...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Пʼятниця, 15 листопада 2019 р.

Today is November 11th. 11/11. 11:11 Make a wish. Grant a wish. Manifest your intentions. Be awesome. Tomorrow Disney Plus launches! #1111 #QuotesByAaronMstephensMBA

Hey how does $20 an hour with no resume or experience sound? Money talks and bullshit walks. #helpwanted facebook.com/story.php?stor…

There are literally thousands of characters in the Marvel Universe. I wish Marvel would pick some new ones instead of rehashing sequel and reboots. DC needs to just let Batman die. He should be older than... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

There are literally thousands of characters in the Marvel Universe. I wish Marvel would pick some new ones instead of...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Субота, 2 листопада 2019 р.

Every November 1st the razor industry slowly dies. #noshaveNovember

It's a snow disaster in Denver. I am pretty confident I will have at least 1 kid on Halloween. So I am eating all the good candy. #snow #colorado

Have you signed up for Disney+? You will be able to download 10 movies to a tablet/phone for offline viewing ... for free. #disneyplus November 12th is the... cnet.com/news/disney-pl…

I got my flu shot today. You should too. It's a vaccination against some nasty stuff. #flushot • A/Brisbane/02/2018 (H1N1)pdm09-like virus (updated) • A/Kansas/14/2017 (H3N2)-like virus (updated) •... cdc.gov/flu/season/faq…

Brrrrr .... it's cold out there. Don't lose your jewelry, like your wedding band, as your hands constrict in cold weather. #colorado #snow #bringit I used to sell a lot of "disposable" rings to customers so... facebook.com/aaronmstephens…

Brrrrr .... it's cold out there. Don't lose your jewelry, like your wedding band, as your hands constrict in cold...

Опубліковано Aaron Stephens Пʼятниця, 25 жовтня 2019 р.
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